Frankenmuth
Notes about today:
Anthony:
We went to Bronner's (the biggest Christmas store in the world) and tried not to get lost in the vast stock of Christmas ware.
We had lunch at Zehnder’s restaurant where the waiters and waitresses wear funny German clothes. We went for a walk
up and down the main street and took a look in some of the shops. Frankenmuth is based on a German town so there are a lot
of differences to most American towns. We stayed at a hotel called Zehnder’s Splash Village where we had quite a spacious
room. But we were mostly playing in the water park and going on the two tube slides.
The Almighty Ben The Magnificent:
Bronner's was basically a Christ-fest but is still always a fun place to go even if you’re anything else, such as Buddhist
or something. Zehnder’s is sort of a fuzzy haze because I couldn’t get over the fact that the previous staff had
placed my spoon underneath the tablecloth. It was kind of a chance going to Zehnder’s instead of the Bavarian Inn, which
is were we usually go when we visit Frankenmuth. THE CHICKEN IS BETTER AT THE INN AND ZEHNDER’S ONLY TOPS THEIR GRAVY.
PLUS, THE NOODLES STUNK
Anthony: I liked the water park best as it was quite big and had quite a lot of different
play areas including one with a giant bucket that filled up, then you could stand under it and get soaked.
The Genius and most Handsome Ben: The chicken is always good down in Frankenmuth, but even still,
I'm a Bavarian Inn guy. The water park had an excellent hot tub that I would still be in to this day if I could have held
my breath just that much longer.
Anthony: I wasn't too keen on Bronner's as it was quite a lot of walking
around and looking at different Christmas items and all the big decorations.
Why would others my age like this
(or not)?:
Anthony: Other people my age would probably like some aspects but would dislike some aspects, such as the high street
(main street) was a bit boring as there aren’t that many interesting shops for people my age. B
en the Destroyer:
I'm not like a lot of people on most occasions, so I have no idea what anyone else my age would like. But I have to guess
that they would fall in love with the Bavarian Inn.
Mill Creek Park:
Anthony: Mill Creek is a very interesting place to go to as the staff there
actually show you how the mill works. The high bridge and the zip wire are really fun, unless you’re afraid of heights.
They also have a big climbing wall which is included along with the bridge and zip wire on the adventure trail.
Ben the
Intrigued: ZIPLINE, ZIPLINE, ZIPLINE, ZIPLINE, ZIPLINE!!!!!!!! Other than that, the whole thing was educational and interesting.
What I liked best: Anthony: I liked the climbing wall best as it is quite high and is really fun to climb Ben the Enthralled:
ZIPLINE, ZIPLINE, ZIPLINE, ZIPLINE!!!!!!!!!!
What I didn't like:
Anthony: I didn't much like the mill and the little show there as it was
a little bit boring, but it wasn't unbearable.
Neb eht Dyslexic: The mill was a big wooden shack with a log cutter thingy
in it. What's the fun in not having something meaty to put in said cutter thingy?? Plus, I didn't get to see the guy with
the snake in his shirt.
Would others my age like this:
Anthony: Yes, others my age would definitely like it because they have
lots of pretty cool places like a hut where you can pull a rope and then see how water can power wheels. And if you're very
very lucky one of the staff might show you his pet snake which he keeps in his shirt.
Ben
the Average: It's a good place for walking around, but not if you're a geek. Then it's basically a tech-junkie's nightmare.
Mackinaw Island
Notes about today:
Anthony: Mackinaw Island is a very pretty island where you can go and relax
for a few days. What is weird about Mackinaw is that there is not a single car on the whole island so you can walk, rent a
bike or get on a horse drawn cart around the island.
Ben the Flabbergasted: It smelled of horse and good food (fudge). It was
pretty fun to walk down the center of the road knowing that the worst that could happen was that a fat guy on a bicycle could
hit a pebble, lose control of his basket bike, go screaming down the center of the road, and finally come to a screeching
halt, thus falling down on you. But other than that ever-present danger looming over our ever-worried heads, it was fun.
What I
liked best:
Anthony: I liked taking a bike and cycling along the many paths that wind around Mackinaw.
Ben the
Sweet: The smell inside the fudge shops where the air was so sweet that you had to blow your nose every once and awhile to
stop the sugar from encrusting itself on the inside of your nostrils.
What I didn't like:
Anthony: I didn’t like the smell of the island as there are lots
of horses everywhere.
Yadda Blahblah Bblahblah: Having to work to get the bicycle uphill.
Would others
my age like this?:
Anthony: Other children my age would probably get bored as there is not much to do, but
it is definitely a good idea to go on a bike ride.
Ben the Amazed: THERE'S FUDGE!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK A 15 Y/O WOULD LIKE
ABOUT IT!!!???!?!?!?!?!?!
Tahquamenon Falls (and Whitefish Pointe)
Notes about today:
Anthony:
Tahquamenon falls is a very cool place to go to as you can walk along a path and down some steps and stand virtually right
on top of the waterfall. And they also have a really nice restaurant filled with heads and furs of bears, mooses and many
more animals. The Shipwreck Museum is quite a nice place to go to find out some ship history.
Ben the Quite Bored: It was a big
rocky shelf with water coming off of it, and why didn't the sailors stop going in the direction of the big storm if they knew
it was the biggest one that they had ever seen?
What I liked best:
Anthony: The falls, as they are cool to watch.
Just Ben:
*sounds of crickets being quiet*
What I didn't like:
Anthony: I didn't like the museum much as it is boring watching the movies
and seeing all the different shipwrecks.
Ben the Tiny Bit More Bored: Guess.
Would others my age like this?:
Anthony: Other people my age would like some of the museum but get bored on other parts.
Ben the
Thoughtful:: Maybe the falls, but it's just falling water.
Sault Saint Marie
Anthony: There are a few things to do here, like go to the freighter yard
and see how the locks work. A good place to eat is called Antlers, which is a very interesting place where at dinner time
they can make some very cool noises with some bells they have.
Ben the Confused: What? We went to a freighter yard? When did this happen?!
What I liked best:
Anthony: I liked eating at Antlers as it is fun and the food there is very nice.
Ben the
Kiddy: BELLS AND WHISTLES AT ANTLERS, YAAAY!!!!!!
What I didn't like:
Anthony: I got a bit bored in the locks as it takes quite a while for the
ship to rise and then pass through the gate.
Ben the Dying: Wow, a ship going in the upwards direction.
Would others
my age like this?:
Anthony: Others my age might not enjoy the locks but they would probably enjoy Antlers.
Ben the Bullheaded: No.
Traverse City and Great Wolf Lodge
Notes about today:
Anthony:
The Great Wolf Lodge is an extremely nice hotel with really nice rooms and a really cool water park with both an indoor and
outdoor pool. The slides were all really fun and the hot tub is really nice.
Ben the Solid Opinioned: Best. Hotel.
Ever. And the water park is good too, ya know.
What I liked best:
Anthony: My favorite thing was most definitely the water park and in particular
the really fun slides.
Ben the []D [] [V] []D: Everything!! Everything's magic!!!! Well, was anyway; then we left.
*cry*
What I didn't like:
Anthony: Nothing.
Ben the Open Aired: not-a-thing.
Would others my age like this?:
Anthony: Definitely. The water park is something you have to do when you are at The Great Wolf Lodge.
Ben the
Robot [-_-]: Go there and live there. Never leave. You'll hate yourself for it.
Mount Pleasant
Notes about
today:
Anthony: We went to Ziibiwing Center and learnt about the Native tribe history.
Ben the still Confused: A museum
were I bought some weird dried-corn thing that I still haven't tried when it's cooked. Other than that it was kinda interesting.
W
hat I liked best:
Anthony: Sitting down and watching the short movies.
Ben the (insert title here): Leaving
the museum.
What I didn't like:
Anthony: Walking around and stopping to look at animal furs and created
scenes.
Ben the Wolf Boy: Entering said museum.
Would others my age like this?:
Anthony: Children my age will probably
find it boring as there is not much to do there.
Benny Boy: Fun goes there to die a slow, tortured, and long lasting death
in a big room covered in broken glass, barbed wire, lemon juice, cancer cells, pollen, dead clowns, and fire ants. And the
only way to escape was to climb through the balloon jungle without touching a single balloon, because they're filled with
a slow burning napalm and A1 steak sauce. Not fun.